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Fed up with plundering old Stan Getz numbers? Is Mum complaining about your spurs slicing up the family sofa? Your rubber three-piece suit melted in the tumble dryer? Then take the easy option and form a girl group with our free Record Mirror kit. Here three delighted applicants, Toyah, Kim Wilde and Mari Wilson await the final treatment, the revolutionary add-on Bananarama hedge-backwards hair treatment. In the words of the immortal Mavis Brown, RM tea-lady and New Statesman columnist, ‘there is the Andrews Sisters and there is everyone else’…