Cor! / Bleurrgghhhhhh!

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Smash Hits (UK)
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Lola Borg

Just what do pop stars think of other pop stars? Who makes them go wibbly in the knees? Who makes them feel a teensy-weensy bit seasick? Do they like "nice personalities" or "beautiful faces" (hem hem)? Who thinks Joey from Europe looks "a bit like a monkey"? Who thinks Terence Trent D'Arby is a girl? Lola Borg finds out.

About Kim Wilde:

Zodiac Mindwarp

If she plucked her eyebrows I might let her wash my dishes.

Wayne Hussey

She is a bunch. No, not the one for me. I read in Smash Hits that she hates Blue Nun wine, so we just wouldn't have anything in common.

Simon le Bon

I thought I got on quite well with her, then I read some really nasty things she said about me - that I was awful, arrogant and couldn't sing. I don't like two-faced people.

Terence Trent d'Arby

Extremely delicious. If she was a chocolate eclair I'd eat her.

Migi Drummond

I like Kim Wilde. She seems like a very nice person. I don't know her but I'd like to. I had a crush on her when I was at school but I didn't have posters of her on my wall.

Joey Tempest

She is a very sexy woman who's completely in control of her career. Her new image is just wild!

Kim Wilde about:

Zodiac Mindwarp

I don't know who he is, but he's got a great name.

Wayne Hussey

I don't know who he is either. Ha Ha Ha! Who is he?

Simon le Bon

I haven't really got a lot to say about him in one way or another. Um... Who's next?

Terence Trent d'Arby

I think he's really gorgeous actually. And I think he's incredibly talented as well. I can only think of good things to say about him.

Migi Drummond

I'd have to see a picture of Curiosity to know which one he was. They're all quite handsome though, aren't they?

Joey Tempest

I'm not really into that long hair and heavy metal stuff.

And who do they really fancy?

I think Christopher Lambert's rather lovely, but he's not handsome at all.