Favourite natural blonde: There are no natural blondes, are there?
Favourite unnatural blonde: I don’t like blonde men.
Fairly meaningless blonde: Emma ‘Wild Child’ Ridley
Very meaningless blonde: Patsy Kensit
Favourite bleachwater: I had it bleached professionally, in fact…
Favourite lips: Faye Dunaway
Most kissable person in pop: Michael Hutchence (INXS)
Least kissable person in pop: Gary Kemp (Spandau Ballet)
Film god: Kiefer Sutherland
Film zero: David Bowie
Person with probably the worst smelling breath: Hitler
Most psychotic admirer: I have one. He sends me strange letters. Not very nice. In fact it’s scary.
Favourite funny man: Steve Martin
Audience warming trick of your choice: Just in the beginning… I don’t say much, I clap and wave at them.
Favourite audience reaction: A banner in Wembley saying ‘Hello Horny’.
Who uses sex in an admirable way:
Madonna
Who doesn’t: Sabrina
Place to hide when you’re depressed: My bed
Best live album: Lou Reed – ‘Take no prisoners’
Best book: ‘Biko’ by Donald Woods
Favourite beer: Budweiser