Yes, a title like that makes you curious. Quite right. It’s about Kim Wilde. She said in a TV interview that she was happy not to be recognised all the time. Kim: “Without make up and all too striking clothes I can buy my undies in the big warehouses of London. No-one recognises me.” Don’t look at us, she really said so. Kim: “In another department, a salesperson said to me if I was free next Friday night.” It must have been the men’s underwear department for boyfriend Calvin.