Egg Sandwich

Song written and performed by Lawnmower Deth, recorded on their 1992 album ‘Return of the fabulous metal bozo clowns’. The song clocks in at just 10 seconds.

On 11 June 2016 they performed the song together with Kim Wilde at Download Festival at Donington Park.


Two slices of bread
Lots of butter
A big fat egg
What’s that make?
Egg sandwich