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Record Mirror (UK)

Blokes, it just ain't fair. You work all week waiting for that Friday night pull down the Elsoldo, West Droitwich and then find some bleedin' pop star has bagged all the tastiest richards. What else can you do but sink a few pints, stare wistfully at Toyah, Mari [Wilson] and Kim and shake your fists at that notorious snake-hipped romeo Limahl...